July 26, 2011

Testical Tuesday!

I had a teacher in high school who referred to Tuesdays as Testical Tuesdays. She also used to call us "Scrotum Face." Her exams were called "Testes" and colored pencils were "clitoris pencils." She also claimed that she could perfectly imitate a barking dog, but the only way she could achieve this was to get down on all fours. So she would crouch behind her desk and yap like a dog ...pretty convincingly. That's the reason behind why I titled this "Testical Tuesday."  Mrs. Herbert...you da Bizzomb.

So, the other night, I spent a great deal of time writing on here, ranting about how annoying and dumb Vietnamese girls were, especially since I worked at a nail salon for 2 days and I was SURROUNDED by the most annoying kinds of Viet girls. (This does not include my friends Anna, Tina, Kim, Kristen, and Liz). However, after I had written 5 paragraphs, I thought that this world didn't need anymore unnecessary hatred. So, I will surmise my thoughts into the following:

  • The way in which Anjelah Johnson portrays workers at Vietnamese nail salons is EXACTLY on target!!! This reinforces my belief that stereotypes exist for a reason..because they're TRUE. 
  • It seems like 75% of Viet girls have fake tits. Fucking disgusting. What is the point of mounting huge boobs on a chest and body of a 7 year old child? Which leads me to....
  • White guys who date Viet girls are 100% going to be the dumb ones who only date them because they are Asian, ie: ASIAN FETISH.
  • If I were a white guy, and I heard the accent in which fobby Viet girls speak English, my dick would fall off.
The end. Sorry. I just had to get that off my chest. But I love Anna, Kim, Tina, Liz, and Binh! But I even went so far as to make a collage of stupid Viet girls...I will post that just so I didn't waste any time:

I am seeing results from my Nazi-style working outtings. Now, my workout consists of p90x AND Insanity. Call me a gangster. Or call me a person with no friends. I don't care!!! My body's getting Rippppppped!

Woot woot. I don't know how to take pictures of myself withOUT my iphone. I wish I were more vain to make my body look (artificially) better. But I no know how. Therefore, these will have to suffice. Good night. I'm tipsy.


  1. yo, why don't people comment? i feel like an idiot always commenting. anyways, as a white male I find that asian women happen to be the most level headed, funniest, sexiest women. there are exceptions to every rule, but for the most part asian women are bad asses. I don't think of myself as having a fetish, but i find it real hard to even want to get involved with a girl if she isn't asian. is that a fetish? I don't think so, it's just what i'm attracted to. Obviously chemistry is key and if i ever meet anyone that i have amazing chemistry with I wouldn't care about their ethnicity, but asian girls always make me wanna get to know them. Why is that?

    Your pic is amazing. blows away the models that you posted. that hourglass figure and the nipples really set it off. beautiful!

  2. Cornwall. I think you have a bit of an Asian fetish. Lol.

    And I wouldn't call my shape an hourglass. Maybe a plank..with boobs.

  3. lol! wow, you wrote back. That kicks ass! Perhaps I do have a bit of a fetish, but can we call it something else, fetish sounds so creepy. Yellow Fever maybe? Honestly i think a lot of it has to do with the dark hair and skin tones. Some latina grrlz can provide insta-chub too. I dig that creamy-coffee/naturally-tan skin tone. lol, i'm a skin tone fetishist. Nothing tops a cute asian girl though. makes my heart speed up.

    your shape is anything but plank-like silly iroar. Unless planks have gotten incredibly sexy lately :)

  4. David said...

    Ira, You look totally hot and this picture is killing me. Please post more pictures of yourself in future or email them to me. lol.


    Hey it was worth a try.

    Your hot,