August 29, 2011

p90x Schmee90x

Hullo Iroar-ers. My 10pm bedtime has been detrimental to my updating. I've also been incredibly nervous about starting my internship because I am adamant about NOT re-living the horrors of not being able to classroom manage (something I expurrienced in Korea and caused me great stress to where my period was thrown off track which almost NEVER happens). So far, it's been going O~KAY. My #1 goal is to learn to create a very rule-abiding but laid-back classroom with a strong sense of community and respect for one another and especially for much so that I can quell disruptive behavior with one look. I know, high standards. But you must have high standards to have the best classroom. But enough about work. Let's discuss my progress with p90x.

Because I do not like the cardio in the p90x program, I've been doing the strength-training programs of p90x interspersed with cardio from Insanity. I truly do NOT understand how people undergo such monumental changes within their bodies with p90x. Yes it's extreme, but I don't think it's SO extreme that you expurrience this:
Her bewbs are DEEEEEEEEESGUSTING!! If I paid for a boob job and it came out looking like that, I would just rip them off and throw them at my doctor.

 She's aiite. Gotta love Asian girls who work out because so many Asian girls are skinny-fat...they're thin but they're so mah-lang-mah-lang (jiggly). Her tattoo needs to go though...needs to go. 

This girl's body is bangin'...the '9 months later one.' Actually, her hips are wider than I would like...but the change is so radical that it deserves a compliment. Kudos. 
That's the same homegirl as up there..and she looks much better here. I would love if my body looked like that. She looks Vietnamese. *makes stinky face*

Anyways, you get the drift. It seems like p90x boasts that it can change one's body from being gross and floppy to basically having no body fat. And I'd have to disagree. 

I don't know if I'm not putting in 100% effort or if it's because I drink 5 bottles a wine a week or because I eat so many carbs, but I haven't had THAT much change happen to my body. And I've been doing my routine for about 2 months now. PLUS, I do a lot more cardio than the 'lean' p90x schedule calls for. NOT COOL. 

Even though I eat a lot of carbs, I actually eat pretty damn healthy. I RARELY eat red meat... probably like once a week if that. I mainly eat tofu, chicken or fish. I eat TONS of vegetables. I eat a lot of them raw. I also eat fruit of course. When I DO splurge, it's only on pizza...or wings and that's ONLY on the weekends. I NEVER snack. I probably consume about 2,000 cal/day and most are in the form of something so healthy that fat people would rather not eat than eat what I eat. 

So I'm a little confused as to why my body is not morphing into Britney Spears's pre-KFed days or Jennifer Aniston's circa Friends Seasons 7+. Sighhhhhhhhhhh. 

I think I look worse after. Maybe it's because I blew it up and it looks distorted. I dunno.

I shall still continue my combination-style Insanity and p90x workout. I think every fat person should do Insanity...but not obese people because they'll probably die. 

August 20, 2011



Friday night! I'm youtubing. I thought it interesting that 4 different black male comedians made fun of Michael Jackson at one point during their comedy routine lives. I love stand-up comedy. I like: all the comedians I'm showing on this post, Margaret Cho, Anjelah Johnson, Ellen, Tosh (is he a comedian?) Joel McHale... I know there are more but I can't think of 'em.

Which one do you think is the best?


I'm not sure. I'm a little tipsy to make that decision right now. I liked all of them though. I think my favorite entertainers are: women pop dancers/singers, kpop stupid boy/girl bands, black males.

I'll decide tomorrow.

August 17, 2011


I haven't updated for the last two weeks because my Man-person (the Jew, from Atlanta) was visiting me and I didn't have time to update because I was too busy frolicking around DC and made a trip to NYC for my friend Boah's wedding.

Being that I've been so non-committal and because I wanted to maximize the potential for boning other men, I refrained from calling the Jew my boyfriend for a long time. In January, we started out as straight-up f-buddies. But as my f-buddies pattern goes, he fell in love with my charm and awesome body/bj-skills (jk jk) so that we were seeing each other almost every night before I left for Maryland. And since I had no prospects for getting some boning in MD (actually, I did and I told these people that I had to keep delaying our trysts because of him), he was my main contact and sense of male security, which, for some reason, I always have. Hm....

So, during his visit here, we solidified the decision that we are boyfriend/girlfriend. That title gives me the heebie jeebies and I'm still a little iffy about it, but I kind of like it at the same time because I'll be less inclined to go out and get horribly drunk and do horribly obnoxious and wreckless things. Also and more importantly, every romp in the sack with him that is not a quickie is successful and he's just so eager to please me and is so very sweet and enamored with me that I can't help but say that he DEFINITELY earned his way into becoming my boyfriend...a truly coveted position. Jk Jk.

Thus, Michael, you are boyfriend #5. Congratulations. *shakes hands*

His foot is so long. It looks like an oar. I heart his Jewishness. That's like 1/2 the reason why I like him.

Fortunately, for you perverts out there who's been sending me comments about the pictures I've been posting and also requesting private pics (uh...not gonna happen...unless you give me money. I'm broke!), Mike doesn't care about what I write or post on here. The generalization that Jewish guys are extremely laid back is very true. So, this blog won't be censored any more than before. =)

Welcome back Iroar.

August 2, 2011

Hello 2nd Graders!

Who wants to see my introduction video for my 2nd grade class??? In two weeks, I'll start my internship (ie: student teaching) at my Title 1, 95% black elementary school. Woot woot. This means that I'll be going to sleep at an ungodly hour and waking up at an ungodly hour. Fuck my life now.
Isn't it so cute? Lol. Jk. It's totally lame. And totally inappropriate especially with the content and other pictures on this blog. Oh wellz. What can you do.

Oh. I'll be having a visitor for the next 2 weeks. During that time, I probably won't be updating because I'll be too busy iroar-handling a penis. Wahoooooooo!