Superficialness.

Hyori has a boyfriend.

Just like I thought. He wouldn't be the hottest Korean boy in the world. TOP is...and I will always love KangTa..even though he looks like a fairy boy.

Some charlatan doctor in some state injected cement into womens' butts to make them voluptuous. Here is one of her patients:

The question is...why the FUCK would you want your backside to be that big? You would NEVER find clothes to fit you, you look like a freak, it looks fucking ridiculous. Imagine what that would look like naked. *shudders* I mean, I know what it feels like to have a 'flat ass.' I'm Asian. But, I've since been doing squats and now, my ass appeals to some non-black men...but still, even if I had absolutely ZERO ass, I would never get implants. Ew. Click on picture to read the story.

OH... I just watched the entire story. The person pictured is the trans-gendered woman who was doing the injecting. The video says "it is uncertain whether _______ injected herself with the substances..." Uh... of course she did. What man is naturally shaped like that??!?!? Dumb newspeople.

I guess that's all the popNews I had to share. I thought there was more, but I feel fat right now because I ate two pieces of apple pie in my post-smoke haze and my belly feels like it's hanging over my waistband.

Oh. I guess I will share Rihanna's video.

This video makes me want to do drugs. One thing that bothers me about Rihanna is that she tries to portray this image of herself that she's crazy and lives this crazy alternative lifestyle. I HIGHLY doubt she's even half as crazy as she makes herself out to be in her music videos. Rihanna is vanilla...like a Barbados Katy Perry. I think I've said that before.

It also disturbs me that young girls see this video where this drug&sex lifestyle is glamorized. I mean, it's okay if you are an adult who feels the desire to have crazy sex and do drugs after watching this video and makes a responsible decision to do so. But I can see this video influencing a dumb young person who doesn't know the meaning of responsible irresponsible sex and drug use vs. irresponsible irresponsible sex and drug use. Make sense?? Makes sense to me.

Like her style though. SOMETIMES.

Finally, as I sit here bra-less, I can feel the undersides of my boobies droop onto my rib-cage. How depressing. Standing straight up, my boobs are still nice and perky...but slouching, there is definite boob undersides and rib contact. It greatly reminds me of the following scene:

What do you know? Cameron is 28 in this scene. Whoa.. she's flat. 

I want an American flag bikini!!!!

Fuck You DC.

It's official. I fucking hate the night life in DC. I don't think I've ever had an irrational hatred towards a non-living thing as I do now (well, maybe tattoos). But I am going to boycott going out in DC from now on unless it's for a truly special event like where all the boring people in Maryland I know go out and I would feel left out (ie: Halloween).

I've been MIA cuz I've been on vacay. Now it's almost over.... my mom and sisters have left and after I chug this coffee, I'm whisking away to do my errands. Good thing my jewish boyfriend gave me a ton of green so that the rest of this semester in this boringass state will be bearable. Thanks Michael.

Anyways, back to the DC thing. On Friday night, Sawa coerced all of us into going out with a male-prospect and some other Koreans. Shock. I haven't hung out with a new group of Koreans in a LOOOOOOOOONG time. The Koreans were okay. Cool, even. It's such a breath of fresh air when you meet Koreans that aren't like the ghetto Koreans in ATL. You know, Koreans with ambition...like I read about in my articles at school.

The places we went to were LAME, EXPENSIVE, AND CROWDED. That is a combination that I am 200% going to hate. All of us spent like $100 through the night. WHAT. THE. FUCK. The places we went to were charging $20/head (which we didn't pay for) PLUS the drinks were between $10-12.... I felt like I was stepping on everybody's shoes, and after some point, I stop caring whether I push people out of my way which makes confrontations unavoidable.

In at least one of the bars that I've gone to in a night out in DC, I've overspent and gotten kicked out. I NEVER EVER get kicked out in ATL and I put on the same antics there as I do here, if not more. Here, even if I walked around topless and guys were queuing to get into a place because of my exposed titties, I'd STILL get kicked out. It's like nobody here gets rambunctious. And I'm a girl...a non-ugly non-fat one at that. Who do they think they are kicking me out?????

O~kay. I'm sure MOST of it is my fault. I just hate going out to a place, spending $10-12 for a crappy drink, being surrounded my lame yuppies, and then getting kicked out. Plus having to endure a ride on the METRO and/or spending $40 on a cab.

I have to get my drinking under control.

And I am NOT going out in DC again. I'd rather go to a college bar. The white kids are much more tolerable at UMD than at UGA. *Barf*

Durrrrty Penties

A thought just entered my mind so I decided to jot it down here so y'all can make sure that I'm not dead. I've actually been fucking busy with school and teaching. Ugh. Hates it. But I'm going home to Atlanta this weekend (so excited!) and have somewhat of a full week off. So before I start on my lesson planning and grading and creating powerpoints, here is my fleeting thought....actually it's a thought I've thought before but just never shared.

I've always wondered how much girls get paid for selling their dirty panties. If it's more than $100, where the heck can I sign up? If a dirty pervert will buy me some super cute underwear and wanted me to wear them non-stop for a couple of days and get them all grody, I would totally do it. ESPECIALLY if I never have to show him my face or I have to see his picture. Shoot. If he gave me $150, I'd send him a naked pic sans face. That's awesome money! Imagine if you wore three pairs of underwear a week and dirtied them up, that's like $450/week. Considering I have to live off of $500 until next year (which isn't gonna happen) that kind of money flow would make me cream my pants.

The reason why this thought flitted through my mind was cuz I realized that I haven't showered since Sunday when I washed my hair. I don't feel dirty at all. I changed my underwear once since then and while I was peeing (just now) I realized my underwear right now would be a perfect candidate to make the big bucks from.

But then I googled dirty underwear and ICK...... NASTY! Other girls must discharge a hurricane to be makin' that mess.

Therefore, I just leave you this picture, which isn't me. So don't get too excited. 

ARG

This is why white people should spank their chil'ren. Some of their reactions are UNACCEPTABLE and so fucking brattish and disrespectful. When the hell did it become so looked-down-upon to spank your kids? You know what, sometimes they DESERVE it.

The only acceptable reaction is those last kids. They are AWESOME. I'm going to do this exact prank to my future children and see if my kids respond like those last kids did. If they do, that'll be a testament to whether I raise my kids right. Fuck the rest of them.