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Omg. The world is full of crazies.

I have to update quickly because in about 15 minutes, I'll be cutting into my 7 hours of sleep and teaching children with less than 7 hours of sleep is horrendous. But I had to share.

Quick note though. Starting in April, I will be living in this humongous townhouse all by my lonesome. I have two options to battle my loneliness.A) Find a male mate to keep me company or B) Drink myself into an oblivion every night. I prefer A because then I won't be indulging in B and I get to have sex. At the same time, I'm seeking a sugar daddy because I'm a brokeass and I've always wanted to find one. When I want something, I usually get it. This past weekend, I've been exploring Craigslist. It's hilarious. Check out the convos between myself and an ad I responded to.

Queen TMI	8:01 PM (2 hours ago)
to krdzv-28890235.

Hello there. Your proposition sounds intriguing. What does it entail? And is a graduate school student okay? 

Dear Ms.

 

Thank You for responding to my ad; I am very happy to financially help and assist You and spoil You. And, yes, a graduate student is very welcome.

 

This not about sex; I do not seek or expect sex.

 

I am a professional, very physically fit, 5'-8", 140 lbs, brown/gray hair and bluish/gray eyes; Caucasian; I am not married and I am age 62; I take very good care of myself.

 

I am seeking to worship and serve and pamper and spoil a Princess/Goddess such as You; for me, it is not about sex, as, again,  I do not seek or expect sex. My hope is to have a relationship based Female Supremacy and worship and serve You as the Princess and Goddess that You are and be Your true and real slave (not sex slave as I do not seek or expect sex, but be Your true and real servant and slave based on Female Supremacy);

 

I hope to be considered by You. I look forward to hearing from You. I am also very happy to help You financially.

 

I hope to be Your slave and be slave trained and disciplined by You.

 

Your thoughts?

 

Thank You;

Queen TMI	9:10 PM (1 hour ago)
to MatureBenefact.

Thanks for your response. I'm sorry but I lol'ed at your email. It sounds silly (to be honest) but intriguing. Can you be more specific in what you mean by 'slave training' and 'disciplined?' And how can I be ensured that you are not a psycho-killer? 

Dear Ms.:

 

    In order to know that one whom You may choose to get to know from on-line, it is best to take one's time and get to know them by e-mail, then, by phone conversations, and ask many questions, and, then, several public meetings.  By that time, one knows or should know with whom they are getting to know;

 

    All that being said, I am the safest person You will ever meet as I am more cautious than You and anyone else You may come to know,

 

    Also, based on Your response, I take it that You have no familiarity with and no idea of the Female Supremacy Lifestyle or what it is about.  And, I sense that You have no interest therein.

 

    However, I do thank You for Your initial inquiry.

 

Respectfully,

 

Jack

Queen TMI	9:39 PM (1 hour ago)
to MatureBenefact.

Hi Jack. You're right. I have absolutely no idea what the female supremacy lifestyle is. But I am open to learning about it. I googled it and to me, it seems just like that fem/dom lifestyle. But again, I'm completely ignorant when it comes to matters such as that. If you wish to enlighten me, like I said, I'm open to learning! I think it's very interesting. I majored in women's studies and though I don't believe females are superior over men, I want to know more about what you speak of. But if you consider it a waste of your time, then you don't have to and I wish you luck in your endeavors of finding this particular kind of female. =) 

Dear Ms.:

 

    The Fem/dom  interaction is about catering to a male fetish and sexual fantasies.

 

    The Female Supremacy Lifestyle is about Female Empowerment through the slave training, very strict discipline and subjugation and humiliation and "desexualization" of the male; there is no sex, never, and no sexual aspects.

 

    I do believe in Natural Female Superiority and in Female Supremacy;  and, I am serious.

 

    Your thoughts?

 

Thank You;

Queen TMI	9:58 PM (43 minutes ago)
to MatureBenefact.

Again... I have to adjust my brain to think of that kind of situation with an open mind. What would that entail on MY end? Like what would the roles be? 

MatureBenefactor@aol.com	10:08 PM (34 minutes ago)
to me

Dear Ms.

 

In private, I would hope to have the privilege to be Your nude slave (only me nude; You would be fully dressed always normally as You choose to be) and have You slave train me, subjugate me, humiliate me and discipline me (very strict whippings and, at times, kick me in the balls when You feel that to be appropriate);

 

Also, I would hope to be Your servant, waiting on You hand and foot and at Your beck and call, and do domestic tasks as You would like (housework, cleaning, laundry, etc.) and, if You allow, worship You at Your feet, again, no sex, never.

 

If You would like to talk so that I can better explain, my number is 410-303-XXXX; I believe very strongly in Female Supremacy and Natural Female Superiority.

 

Respectfully;

 

Jack

Queen TMI	10:27 PM (15 minutes ago)
to MatureBenefact.

G-chatting would be better. Maybe you should make a gmail account.

Omg.... Like I said... Crazies...all up in this world... But definitely interesting. I will keep you posted on this. Honestly, I'd rather just have sex than pretend that I enjoy humiliating a grandpa. That would just be sad. 

This is hilarious, dontcha think?

Good night. 

p.s. I'm also posting this just in case one of the Craigslist crazies comes to kill me. Scawy.